"Shoeless" Joe Jackson

According to Jonathan Coulton, who is, hands-down, the most thorough researcher in the world, he played for the Black Socks, and he always wore his black socks, but he never wore no shoes.
Coulton is actually a very talented and hardworking musician. Information about the song referenced above can be found here.

Now, back to the next-most-recent tangent:



Waa-Laa! Yeah, I know it's red, not black, but it's getting late. Now I've got to load the dishwasher and get ready for bed. Need plenty of sleep so I'll be able to bring my A-game to tomorrow's career fair!